All this and Valhalla too.

walking-backwards-into-hell:

Odysseus: *trying to woo Penelope*

Odysseus: So, what do you do for fun around here?

Penelope: every night I hide behind tapestries and eavesdrop on conversations. i’ve never been caught.

Odysseus: what-

Penelope: do you want to spy on agamemnon with me?

Odysseus: ….

Odysseus: You’re my dream girl.

imjustusingthistolikeartists:

knucklestheenchiladawashere:

lontra-ohiensis:

still not over how much I love this

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.

pigeonsplayground:

love the feeling under my fingertips

beware the DNI | tip me // treat me // find more

lets-talk-about-sects:

segretecose:

just seen someone criticize the divine comedy by saying that it’s not relatable which is of course incommensurably stupid because relatability should never be the only criterion through which one can judge the validity and quality of a piece of work &c but also. just because you tedious unimaginative losers have never been on a journey to hell and purgatory with your long dead favorite writer doesn’t mean others haven’t. happened to me

WHO PUT THIS IN THE TAGS

fenderjess:

error-404-fuck-not-found:

sweaterkittensahoy:

memewhore:

The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time. 

Legend.

i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, “…hey you know what would be funny?” and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

that pilot was probably laughing so hard after he pulled the trigger and turned back to whatever convoy i’m shocked he was able to keep the plane in the sky.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

why-i-love-comics:

Marvel’s Voices: Pride #1 - “Be Gay. Do Crime” (2023)

written by Sarah Gailey
art by Bailie Rosenlund & Rachelle Rosenberg

Felicia is gonna fuck this goddess so good that she’s gonna spend the rest of her immortal life comparing every sexual experience to this one and never having one as mindblowingly hot :D

iamthecutestofborg:

adhd-asd:

(or without ADHD, if they help regardless)

Physical print:

• cover the page with a piece of paper and reveal lines/paragraphs as you read them
• use a highlighter to emphasize important/interesting parts
• take notes as you go to be physically engaged with the material
  

Digital media:

• copy and paste the text into a doc/word processor
• change the font size/style/colour to something more legible
  
• make your own paragraphs and spacing
• copy and paste one paragraph at a time to isolate them from the distraction of the rest of the text
  
• install a browser extension like BeeLine Reader or Mercury Reader
• zoom in on the page and scroll slowly so you’re revealing lines as you read them
• physically cover the screen and reveal lines as you read them
• if you do better with physical media, print it out or find a physical copy
  

Both:

• read out loud
  

• pace, move around, or use a fidget while reading

• set a timer for 5 minutes and read in small chunks with breaks in between
  

• divide the material into sections and read one section at a time with breaks in between

• have another person, audio book, or text-to-speech program read it aloud as you follow along

shopwitchvamp:

shopwitchvamp:

shopwitchvamp:

It’s almost time.

Pasting my own tags to say that I’m working on getting the restock preview together for this set now! The preview should be up later tonight; the restock will go live tomorrow (7/20) at 5pm CT